Fiction – Issue 18Hello! I Am Saying Hello! Because That Is What I Do When I Say Hello!Lee Upton“Hello!” I said. And then I said, “Hello! I am saying ‘Hello’ because that is what I do when I say ‘Hello.’” No one ever laughed—except Anita. Because it’s not funny. I have ruined lives. My cousin William trusted my ideas,…Please log in or subscribe to continue reading.