Felonious States of Adjectival Excess Featuring Comparative and Superlative Forms

my mo’ favoriter      and mo’ better      is my most favoritest is mo’ simpler this way      is mo’ fluider      mo’ wetter      most hottest cause the most beautifullest      is mo’ beautifuller      mo’ meaner mo’ flyer      and most flyest      mo’ shyer      and the most shyest is more than more intelligenter      than the panels’ most ugliest and most selectivest      is the most goodest      is the most burntest is mo’ burnter      and mo’ unrulier      is the most meekest and even mo’ meeker      is the most ownablest      is mo’ purchasabler and the most purchased      thus      becomes the most purchasablest at the site of the most shiniest coins my most funkiest      is also my most stolenest      but the most stolenest can’t ever be mo’ funkier      than the most oldest      the most thievin’est be the most brokest      cause the most thieved from      be the most oldest so becomes      the most richest      who also be      the most fundedest and that makes me      the most confusedest      when I’m in the most keptest buildings      that be      mo’ kepter      than all the most time keepin’est kats      they keep in the back      up keepin’ ’em.